![]() 12/05/2014 at 10:27 • Filed to: off topic | ![]() | ![]() |
A pastor is claiming that Starbucks is lacing their drinks with "synthetic" gay semen to impregnate women.
http://m.newnownext.com/harlem-pastor-…
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GDI they're onto us!
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Say whuuut? No limits on stupid I guess..
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Pastor cannot into biology.
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That's why my wife keeps spilling her coffee in her lap!
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So, what exactly is the Middle Passage referred to by the muscular naked man on the arch? "Denial" is more than a GMC SUV.
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But it's synthetic! Maybe it's designed to permeate the stomach lining? Would that give you a robot baby?
Gay robot babies. That's how the world ends.
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When you're that crazy, anything is possible.
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And my ass is made of cream cheese.
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That's how the world begins. BWAHAHAHAHA
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Damn it, you had one job!
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Oh wow, this is awkward. So, I just ran out of cream cheese and didn't notice until I'd already toasted this bagel. So...uhh...could you bring your ass over here?
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Wait... women can get pregnant by drinking semen now? I... I gotta go check some things.
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That's just terrible. But funny.
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